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Sunday
14th February

Staying up in Lower Largo, in Scotland this week. It is very cold but we are still managing to do loads of walking on the local beaches and fields. Most places we go to I like very much, but I really do not like this cottage at all, I just feel uneasy staying here and most days I refuse to go into the house until Boss Woman gets cross with me. We had a lovely walk down the coast path to Crail, where we helped Boss Woman try to find a famous fossilised tree on the rocks on the beach but even though we spent ages looking, we couldn't find it anywhere, although Boss Woman did find a load of other interesting fossils embedded in the rocks. We went to the pub for lunch and me and Polly got to share her pie.

Thursday
3rd March
Ooooh we are going to be famous. Boss Woman took me and Amber down to Golant in Cornwall to be filmed for a programme called To B & B The Best. We were the test guests at Debbie's bed and breakfast. We were filmed for 5 hours for just 5 minutes of showing. Michael the cameraman was very nice and took some good shots of us. It was very cold down there and we got very muddy walking through the woods. In the evening me, Amber, Boss Woman, Debbie and Rufus (Debbie's labradoodle) went to the pub for dinner. Debbie had made me and Amber some welcome doggie biscuits but Rufus ate them before WE had the chance. We stayed overnight and came back home the day after. It was a very nice house, although a bit small, AND we shared Boss Woman's breakfast sausages. Mmmm very tasty they were. I thought Ed the designer was a bit weird.
Wednesday
16th March
Had a couple of days up North and went for a lovely walk on the North York Moors AND we saw the famous Flying Scotsman train. Boss Woman got some good pictures of it with me and Amber stood on the platform at Newtondale Halt. A man told her that someone had deliberately opened his newspaper on one of the platforms, just so he could block the other people from taking pictures, then apparently then someone had a fight with him and then someone else had fallen off the platform onto the track and loads of people got into trouble for walking on the tracks. Honestly, these grown men need more training on self control, they really ought to behave themselves. If me and Polly were out of control like that we would be in big trouble and put on lead!
Friday
25th March
Had a ride on a steam train this morning on the Chinnor and Princes Risborough Railway. Dogs apparently, are made very welcome, travel free, and because Boss Woman took a cover for us, we were even allowed to sit on the seats. Everyone made a big massive fuss of us and we gave them big licky kisses to show that we liked them as well, so obviously all the volunteers who run the railway are dog lovers. Afterwards we went for a nice walk on the Ridgeway which runs nearby the railway. We had a really good day and I even got my picture put on their website.
Friday
30th April
Had another trip up to Scotland and stayed in a very nice cottage in Aberfoyle this time. We sailed on SS Sir Walter Scott to the other side of Loch Katrine and then walked the 12 miles back to the beginning. It wasn't the best walk we have ever done because a lot of it was on the road and not very comfortable on my paws but it was nice and quiet and there was some lovely mountains to look at. We did some walking in Glen Coe and then went onto the Falls of Falloch where we saw some Indian guys filming for a music video. They had a drone flying overhead with a camera on, which I didn't like and I tried to grab it out of the sky when they flew it over my head which they seemed to find amusing until Boss Woman told them to stop doing it. Grrrrr. On another day we went over to Loch Lomond for another lovely walk and called at the Falls of Dochart on the way back, stopping off near Loch Achray so Boss Woman could have a conversation with some Highland Cows. Most mornings we went to Loch Chon for a morning swim ~ well me and Amber went for a swim, while Boss Woman stood at the side and took photos. We had a really good time and it was very nice to be back in Scotland. On the way back home we called at Seahouses for fish and chips.
Saturday
25th June
Went to the DogFest at Windsor Great Park to see Noel Fitzpatrick. We had a great time and Boss Woman entered me for the Best Rescue Dog competition but I didn't win, a little 3 legged rescue dog won instead. We met Noel Fitzpatrick and had our photograph taken with him. He is a very nice man. Big Guy bought us a black bandana that said "Pets, hugs and rock and roll".
Sunday
10th July
Big Guy is still working in Scotland so Boss Woman has rented a cottage in Alston, Cumbria, which is on the way to Scotland. It's very nice here in the cottage, a bit small and just about big enough for all of us. It's very nice and quiet but Boss Woman has been complaining that there was no mobile phone signal and no wifi. The house is surrounded by hills and fields so looks like we will be doing a lot of walking this week.
Monday
11th July
Climbed up Steel Rigg today and walked on Hadrians wall path over to Housesteads and back. Steel Rigg was really steep but because we are good climbers, we managed fine without falling off the steep steps. Verly interesting walk it was and me and Amber climbed and walked on a lot of the wall. It started raining very heavily and by the time we got to Housesteads we were wet through and muddy so we didn't stay very long before going back. Some cows in the field scared Boss Woman but we kept right away from them and walked next to the wall so we had chance to jump on the wall if they chased us.
Tuesday
12th July
Bit drizzly today but we still went on a lovely walk from Alston over the muddy moors on the Pennine Way to Lintley Halt. There was a very nice man with his son and they walked with us up to the top of the moor because there was some cows and Boss Woman was really scared of them. At Lintley Halt we caught the South Tyndale Railway little steam train back to Alston. I must say I was a bit worried because it was the crockiest squeakiest steam train we have ever been on, none of the staff were friendly AND it is the first EVER train that Boss Woman had to pay for me and Amber. Mmm not impressed at all.
Thursday
14th July
Another nice walk today over to the Lambley Viaduct and down to the South Tyne river for a paddle and nice cool drink from the river. We met 2 really nice ladies who made a big fuss of me and Amber. They walked some of the way with us because they weren't exactly sure where the path went so Boss Woman showed them the way using the GPS and viewrange on her phone.
Saturday
16th July

Returned home today from Alston and called at High Force in Middleton in Teesdale on the way back. It is a spectacularly powerful waterfall and I really did not fancy a swim in the raging water. The waterfall was really noisy and scary and me and Polly didn't like it at all.

Friday
22nd July
Only a short 4 mile walk over to Weyland Smithy today because of the heat. It is just too hot to walk anywhere that is not in the shade. Good job Boss Woman took plenty of water for us because we were dead thirsty.
Wednesday
27th July
Had a green woodpecker in the garden this morning, eating some of the 1000s of ants we have in our lawn. Good, I don't like the ants, they bite me when I sit on the grass. The woodpecker should eat more, eat faster and get rid of the horrible biting things.
Thursday
11th August
Big Guy took us over to Cheddar Gorge for a few days with the caravan. It's a very nice caravan but a bit squashed up and me and Amber have to sleep on the floor between the bunks. Boss Woman was supposed to go in a hot air balloon this evening but it was cancelled because of the wind.
Friday
12th August
Interesting walk on the top of Cheddar Gorge but we had to be really careful near the edge of the path in case we fell or slipped over the edge. At the top of the gorge we had a good view of Glastonbury Tor in the distance. Saw (and chased) loads of rabbits but didn't catch any and met some people near the top of the gorge that didn't like me or Amber and glared angrily at us. Ah well, their loss, they missed out on our doggy kisses.
Saturday
13th August
A lovely walk on the long beach at Brean today and then a climb up to Brean Down. It was a very nice walk on Brean Down, the grass was nice and short and very comfortable on our paws, with lovely views over the beach and sea. At the end of Brean Down we found an old Napoleonic fort that Big Guy found interesting but I much preferred walking on the grass than traipsing round old stinky buildings. More rabbits to chase.
Saturday
3rd September

Went with Boss Woman and Big Guy to see a boat being delivered to some friends of theirs. It was made in Poland and when it got to France on the way over here, they found some migrants hiding in the cabin. Anyway when we saw it being delivered, the migrants had already gone luckily, otherwise there wouldn't have been enough room for me and Amber to go aboard. It is a very nice boat and our friends Coco and Louis are going to live on it with their Boss people.

Tuesday
6th September
Found a slow worm in the garden and it's not the first time we have found them wandering about our garden. Considering they are supposed to be called slow worms, they can't half move quick. Me and Amber were following around the garden and it kept hiding in the grass to get away from us. Big Guy picked it up and moved it out of the way because he was worried in case we hurt it. Well I was only putting my paw on it to keep it from moving ...
Wednesday
7th September
Good walk today over at Stonehenge. After a bit of road walking we walked down the Cursus and over the very soft grass to see the ancient stones. Because I was very good at not chasing the sheep, Boss Woman let me stay off lead.There were a lot of tourists so it was difficult to get a good view from outside the fence. We didn't go in because dogs aren't allowed and anyway, Boss Woman said it was expensive to look around, but we had a good view from the outside fence and Boss Woman got some good pictures of the stones just as the sun was going down.
Monday
3rd October
Went to Heathrow Airport with Big Guy this morning, to pick up Boss Woman from her holiday in Borneo. I have missed her so much but we had Big Guy to look after us so it wasn't too bad. Anyway, she survived being kidnapped by pirates from the Philippines, being stranded in the South China sea in a broken down boat, being attacked by monkeys AND going white water rafting so i am glad she is back safe now. Yes, I am so glad to see her again as well.
Monday
17th October

Just come back from 2 weeks in France. On the way down we called in Bayeux so Boss Woman and Big Guy could see the famous Bayeux Tapestry and then we went over the spectacular Pont De Normandie on the way to St. Nazaire near the Atlantique, where we stayed in a cottage for a week. We had some good walks on the massive beaches and went paddling in the sea. Second week we stayed in a cottage in Roche au Vent in the Loire Valley, which was very nice and we met Milo the resident Collie. The cottage was lovely with plenty of room, even though the man that owned it was a bit weird, Patricia the lady was very nice and liked me and Amber. We had some nice long walks in the woods, walks by the Loire river, visited some Troglodyte houses and helped Boss Woman collect chestnuts.

Wednesday
26th October
Went to Salisbury today because Boss Woman was supposed to have a balloon flight for the one that was cancelled in August. Anyway, this one was cancelled again allegedly because it was too windy, although actually it was not very windy at all. Big Guy decided that we would go down to the New Forest for a nice walk while we were out. We went to see the famous Rufus Stone where William II was struck by an arrow and died, and then went for a nice long walk over the moors. We saw loads of horses roaming about and some of them were eating the leaves off the trees they were so hungry. We called for fish and chips in Andover on the way back, we were all well hungry.
Saturday
19th November
Bit of bother today. After a very nice walk over to Streatley on a new path that Boss Woman discovered, we had to pass about 15 men all with their shotguns shooting anything that moved, mostly pheasants. It was very scary and me and Amber were trembling with fear as we walked past them. They were only about 3 metres away from the public footpath and shooting straight over the top of us. It was REALLY loud and frightening. Luckily we managed to get back home without getting shot. We met a couple and the man asked Boss Woman if me and Amber were Pitbulls! Seriously. Boss Woman thought he was a fool.
Saturday
17th December
Lovely walk around the Thames path today, the only thing that spoiled it was a stupid irritating child aged about 9 years old. He kept hanging around Boss Woman, showing off and getting in the way for attention and then he kept running around me and Amber and running away. Boss Woman told me to ignore the little Twonk and he ran back to his mother crying "Mummy, mummmmy, that lady called me a Twonk". Mmmmm well she could have called him a lot worse. People really ought to keep their children under control, or on a lead.
Wednesday
21st December
When Evil cat walked past Boss Woman today, she got startled. Well because I was stood near her, the evil cat attacked my face probably thinking it was me that startled her. She really hurt me with those nasty claws and I cried. Big Guy had to take her to the vet because she was attacked by a an even bigger evil ginger cat and she has got a very sore eye. Well unfortunately Big Guy brought her back and I was really hoping that he would leave her at the vet forever. Apparently she has had an antibiotic injection to make her better. Mmmm.
Thursday
22nd December

Did a lovely circular 6 mile walk by the river and in the fields and woods around Henley today. Tell you what, Henley is like one of those horror films where everyone is like zombies. No one hardly spoke, no one hardly smiled and they certainly do not like dogs like me and Amber. Well seeing I am a therapy dog, I think I would need to go back and give them all therapy because there is something very odd about almost everyone we saw. The walk was good though. There was one woman trying so hard to not walk near me that she almost fell in the river. Ha Ha.

Tuesday
27th December
My worst nightmare this morning. Everyone knows that I don't like ANYTHING flying above my garden, which includes red kites, planes, helicopters and especially power gliders. Well there must have been a power glider convention today because 4 of them flew over my garden. I kept them away but it took me a while to see them off because they kept circling around. Anyway I must have scaerd them off because in the end and they decided against landing in MY garden and landed in the nearby field instead. I went to help.